Pork Chops are boring. Nobody wants to read about meat, cut from a pig. Unless it's Bacon.
Because bacon is o-so good.
But enough about Bacon.
I'm here to tell you how awesome I am.
It's Official- Jordan Peters is awesome. Unlike some people (cough, Mr. Red, cough cough) I am awesomeness on legs.
But enough about how awesome I am.
I'm here to tell you about something else.
When I got into the car after school, I could have sworn I heard someone say 'Pimp'. So, I exclaimed 'Who's a Pimp?'
My family looked at me with quizzical expressions. Dad said 'I don't know Jordan, who is a pimp?'
To that I replied, 'Me. I am a pimp, dad. Dylan is my only worker.'
After some discussion about how lousy you are at prostitution, he told me to sack you, and to hire someone else. Someone less picky.
And less horrible.
But, enough about sluts.
I'm here to tell you about deja vu.
I'm here to tell you about deja vu.
Cheerio.
Goodbye.
Toodle-Pip,
Old Chum.