Mr. Red sttrikes again.

Dylan Knur's (otherwise known as Mr. Red)'s personal vendetta against me has sunk to new lows.

He victimised me in a recent post on his horridious blog. The title has escaped me, but it has something to do with the life of some made up word.

That's right, folks. This downright cow of a man makes up words.

He's also a prostitute.

Oh yes, those gasps are quite understandable.

He practices the oldest profession, as they say.

Who says such a thing?

'They'.

But who are they?

Stay tuned.

I'm back.

I didn't say it.
Arnold Schwarzennegger did.
In the classic Sci Fi film The Terminator.
'I'll be Back.'
He wasn't actually talking about his character, The Terminator.
He was talking about Randy McMuffinface.
aka Me.
That's right. You heard me.
Me.
I'm here to gain the trophy of best blog ever, a title dubiously held by one Mr. Re- oops, sorry- Dylan Knur. I'd forgotton he's changed his name.
So, what am I going to talk about in this post, I hear you ask?
Nothing.
That's right, you heard me.
Nothing.
It's a funny word, don't you think?
No-thing.
Noth-ing
Not-hing
Quite intriguing.
But, can anything really be nothing?
If there is something which is classed as nothing, then there has to be something, because 'It' (somenthing) is called nothing. There has to be something for there to be nothing.
But you can't have nothing at the same time as something.
Or can you?
Stay tuned.